Okay, so this first post is a conversation between myself, or should I say Olga & Rick from Holland. This kind fellow was offering me a husband in the west, sweet man! Hope you enjoy it as much as I did at two o’clock in the morning.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hello

Stranger: hey

You: i am olga from russia who are you?

Stranger: im fine, im from holland

You: is that your name?

You: fine?

Stranger: ooohh

You: you have funny name, i laught at you

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Rick is my name

You: i am olga

Stranger: hey olga

You: hello ricky

Stranger: ey

Stranger: what are you doing?

You: i am chatting on internet looking for man, you?

Stranger: im chatting in the internet looking for a girl

Stranger: how old are you?

You: i am sixten you?

Stranger: 17

You: nice

You: i want older

Stranger: why?

You: i need move

Stranger: to the west?

You: yes

You: i can not live in russia no more

Stranger: i can do that for you

You: you can find me man?

Stranger: yes

You: rich?

Stranger: i know people wo can do that

Stranger: they have nice houes

You: tell him i good cook

Stranger: that is good!!!!

Stranger: what else are you good in?

You: i do good bed

Stranger: thats even better

You: i clean good

You: i am good person

Stranger: what kidn of person are you?

You: a good person

You: i speak russian and english

You: i go to school

You: i do not smoke

You: i good bed

Stranger: how mutch haev you gone to bed with someone?

You: many times

Stranger: so your good

You: i am good bed

You: i need man

Stranger: adn how old are you?

You: i am sixten

Stranger: oke

You: i need man

You: i need man or i dye

Stranger: well it think i can do somethng for you!!!

You: rich man?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: do you have msn or hotmail????

You: yes i do

You: how old man?

You: i need man

Stranger: oke

Stranger: what is your msn so we can talk about it

You: i can not remember i give you my sisters?

You: she make talk

You: she good english

You: she know russian

Stranger: i need to talk with you on msn becaus this chat it not safe

You: my sister have you msn

You: i give you her and you talk with sister

Stranger: oke

Stranger: add to msn: ********@hotmail.com

You: i am olga_i_need_cock@hotmail.co.ru

Stranger: oke, i added

You: i see you there i go now fuck on strett

Stranger: dont go away

Stranger: you want to go to the west, we need to talk

You: i need go

You: i need money for school

Stranger: when can i talk to you?

You: talk now i go soon

Stranger: i need foto from you!!!

Stranger: do you have?

You: i do not have now. i give you on msn i am at a cafe in russia

You: moscow

Stranger: when do you give me?

You: i give you tomorrow

You: i need go now i need sex

Stranger: oke

Stranger: have fun

Stranger: i need that foto tommorrow at my msn

You: yes

You: i need foto of man

Stranger: i gif you foto of the men when i fount the right man for you here in holland

Stranger: oke?

You: ok, is it ok for me to bring baby?

Stranger: how old?

You: one is one and one is two

You: ok?

Stranger: oly if the man alows, we talk about that later

Stranger: oh and olga, i need 3 fotos of you!!!!

You: why so meny?

Stranger: we need to know how you look

Stranger: dont ask questions

Stranger: just give us 3 fotos of you

You: i will

Stranger: oke

Stranger: well have fun tonight, and send me thoses fotos tomorrow on my msn

You: i will

You: i go sex now okay?

Stranger: and dont tell anyone about this, iw ill take care off all!!!

Stranger: oke

Stranger: byeee

You: okay

You: i go sex now

You: bye ricky

Stranger: bye

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